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Big ups to Brad for the hookup. Butternut Reduction!
The cool kids over at Pornophony have started what is being called the (wait for it…) Indie ‘Beat’ Off. In short, you have 7 days to take their indie rock track and create a remix out of what they give you. Pinch it, poke it, twist it, curl it, fade it, braid it, extend it or suspend it — the level of glamour is completely up to you.
Every Monday, a new track will be posted for mixing. After you remix it, submit it to Pornophony, at which point it will be judged by none other than yours truly, along with Stereobotic and Rock Sellout. This contest is open to anyone who wants to give it a shot, so have some fun for a change! For a complete list of rules, click here to check it out, and good luck!
Yes, yes I did because everyone has an older brother who dresses like this and a younger brother who dresses like Billy Idol and breakdances.
I get stuck driving the car down Memory Lane and, you know, sometimes the memory gets stuck on some seriously off-the-wall shit. It started when I was laughing it up about these Nike SB Pee Wee Herman’s and then I thought about ol’ Joeski Love. I mean, old school heads know this track and remember how crazy it was back in them “back in the”. Here go the video, the MP3, I mean…it’s so out of print you ain’t gonna find this joint anywhere but here and the swap meet. This MP3 is ripped from vinyl, son. It’s the Pee Wee Herman new dance sensation. Pro Tip: check out Ice-T in there. LOL.
I wanted an excuse to post this picture of this pair of sick-as-hell snakeskin Puma Heat Active Basket’s that I would love to get my hands on. I also wanted an excuse to post an MP3 of a great lost disco track that I love by Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘88 entitled “I’ll Tell You”. It comes from their 1978 album Magic Lady and I have no idea if this is even in print anymore. It’s probably not. Okay, put on dancing shoes. Have a funkin’ good time.
(This post originally appeared on Loudersoft on July 2, 2006)
I know I’ve been bad about updating. Okay, well…life is happening. But I can’t just abandon the one thing that keeps it all together, can I? Summertime in Memphis is so hot, your feet can’t touch the pavement and nobody wants to move. It’s 103 in the shade, and it’s that swampy, nasty heat that makes you take three showers a day and still feel funky. So, in honor of the funky, nasty heat of summertime, I dug out some of my favorite jams for you to get you in the groove. Some of these you know, some maybe not. Whatever the case, this here is some random funky R&B, soul, and disco tracks that bring cool breezes. Jamaica funk, that’s what it is. I gotta get it into you. Strap on your roller skates, put on your hot pants, get ready to hit the boardwalk with boombox in hand. Summer is here, nothing left to do but dance.
Tom Browne - Funkin’ For Jamaica
Chaka Khan - Clouds
Change - Paradise
Denise LaSalle - I’m So Hot
Bobby Womack - Daylight
Two of these tracks appear on the compilation Journey Into Paradise: The Larry Levan Story which you can, and should, purchase for maximum enjoyment by clicking here and then buying it.
